Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Mon Oct 10 2022 01:14:26

The Right Honorable Gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. -- Sheridan

Disengaging soapbox mode.  You may now resume normal operations.

Klingons only fart in airlocks.

Happy Holidays, whatever you're celebrating!

Every woman needs 3 men... one for money, one for fun and one for sex.

Engineers do it in Mudd.

STREETS: On Sale Now

PUNNY BOOK: I Want to Help: Abel N. Willin.

Elvis, please put your tray up, they're about to land the UFO.

You get a better view with OS/2!

Reality is a joke and Ferrengi are the punch line

Famous Last Words #13:  "I thought YOU silenced the guard!"

URA Redneck if you call your spouse, "Cuz".

I used to do a little, but a little wouldn't do it, so a little got more and mow-oowore

A blond:  Antidote for a boring life

QUAKE:  KFA girls need not apply

Xochiquetzal, Goddess of Changes and Transformations

Family trees are hit by lightning too - BACK UP YOUR FILES!

Party On, Dude: Jill Out*

Politicians have the privilege of writing the laws they break.

Life is a rock, and the radio rolled me

My other car is a peice of crap too

Veni, Vidi, Vomiti

KPLA: All Klingon opera, all the time.

Logic dictates, Captain Huerta, that YOU are wrong

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