Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Tue Oct 18 2022 01:01:26

Of course, change the path to whatever it actually is.

Lady, you just toasted the best BLT joint in the Tri-State area! -Tick

Law of Institutions:  The opulence of the front office decor<>varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm

Useless Invention: Micro-miniature personal vibrator

A day without BBS mail is a day with much more free time.

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated

Stupid is as stupid does

Speak softly and carry a big aardvark

"Freddy Mercury must have decorated it." -- Joel Robinson

Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a congressperson can.

C'mon, don't you miss Major Hoople?

Get that fish out of my ready room!

Funny, I don't remember being absentminded.

Better is an open rebuke than hidden love. Proverbs 17:5

Kryptonite cross:  Keep Dracula *and* Superman away!

"Bother," said @F as Chewbakka ripped him in half

New Book: A FISH STORY by Czar Dean.

SF-fubs collection Agency: We go where you've gone before!!!

Press <ESC> to load the BBS, or <ALT>+H for an IQ test.

Vulcans do it logically.

Bad or missing sysop

REAL programmers use "COPY COM1 PROGRAM.ZIP" and whistle

No Bed-Hopping on the Promenade! - ODO

Gimme hockey, or gimme death!

Oxymoron: Legal ethics

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