Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Nov 11 2022 00:01:28

Whatever you do, you'll regret it.

DOS, this is WINDOWS95, I'm taking over the harddisk!

Be vewy vewy quiet!  I'm weloading!

Beware of true believers who are duped by false gods

VERY funny Scottie. Now beam up my clothes

Group sex?  I never know where to put my elbows.

XNet - Because its time!

A gentleman knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't

Duuuuuude! Bummer!

I used to bulls-eye womprats in my T-16 back home. - L. Skywalker

"All these med units & I have to pull into a funny farm." - Col.Flagg

Remember to leave 15% for the tip of the iceberg.

X-Files?  No... They're downstairs.  We're the Y-Files.

Dawn is just nature's way of telling Real Programmers® to go to sleep

History repeats itself. That's what's wrong with history. ÄMURPHY'S LAW

Vulcans...the best straight men in the galaxy

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. -- Laurence J. Peter

Every interesting program has at least one variable, one branch, and one

Plato is dear to me, but dearer is the truth. -- Aristotle

What a shame - you're too ugly for me to date.

Freefall Sex: Never before seen video! Produced September, 1994.

Uh, we already saw this.  So can we be excused? -- Mike Nelson

Earl, I've made Clydesdale pancakes.  Hurry on down. - Fran

Now there's a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky

Vulcan logic + Klingon courage + Romulan treachery = Humans

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