Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Mon Dec 12 2022 00:14:12

Formula  the only real sport for men.

Confucius Say; but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.

Oxymoron:  true confessions

Quite painless, actually, but there's no known antidote. Thelev

Beware of geeks bearing graft

Headline: Woman is pregnant, thanks to her sister

I am Paul Simon of Borg: Cecilia, you're assimilating my heart.

Law of Combat: If short of everything but enemy, you're in combat zone.

On a clear GIF you can compress forever

Resort:  A place where the tired grow more tired.

Liberal Rule: Never cite sources whether they exist or not.

URA Redneck if your front license plate has "Foxy Lady" in airbrush.

SHORTEST BOOK: Successful Applications Of Artificial Intelligence

*    <- Tribble    *  o  *   <- Tribbles playing Frisbee

Valuable things are not cheap.

Louisiana: It is illegal to drive barefoot.

URA Redneck If Ur rear tire are twice as wide as the front ones

None of your 87 cats lower the toilet seat either

Few believe that a guy over *50* can be interested in anything *new*!

Dogs think they are human.  Cats believe they are God

A man is a old as he is feeling. A woman is as old as she looks

I no longer treasure life, not even my own. Karidian

Death:  To stop sinning suddenly.  -- Ellen Hubbard

Xmas Carol >> Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.

"Bother," said Pooh, as he reported Huey, Dewey  and  Louie for vandalism

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