Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Dec 15 2022 00:01:30

Yo mama's so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.

Plastering my name all over this place.

Hello, sailor

Rush Limbaugh: The voice of married first-cousins...

BBS Lingo: WIBAMU:  Well I'll be a Monkey's Uncle

Watch it Smithers! That sponge has corners, you know. - Monty Burns

I am Thylveth-ter of Borg. Prepare to be attthhhimilated

A kids idea on science: "In some rocks you can find the fossil footprints of fishes."

I'm tired of being arrested! - Minda to Mel Mental

Fundamentalism: Believe in a kind, loving God or we'll kill you.

Nothing will cook your goose faster than a hot tongue.

"Hey Butthead, change it or kill me." - Beavis

Vacationers do it in a leisure way.

Kiss my clown feet that I haven't killed you -Holo Clown

Jesus saves . . . passes to Gretzky . . . he shoots, he SCOOOOOORES!!

Early birds get worms but a 2nd mouse gets the cheese

What do 150 Smurfs do at a football game? ... The Blue Wave!

*  <- Tribble          <- Shaved Tribble.

X is irrelevant

GHOST: Shoreline, as in "I live on the ghost."

Don't say during sex:  "I've got pussy breath."

My computer goes down on anybody.

Six of one, ((one_gross)/12) * 0.5 of another

Que sera, salary: What will be, gets paid.

A nickname is the heaviest stone the devil can throw at a man.

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