Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sat Dec 17 2022 00:01:24

A fool & his money are invited everywhere.

On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry to you.

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks

Politics: n [Poly "many" / tics "blood-sucking parasites]

"Dammit, Beavis, if there's one thing I know, it's chicks." - Butthead

I won't play 'Stupid' with @FROMFIRST@... @TOFIRST@'s MUCH better at it!

ZIPPER MAKERS do it on the fly.

Yo'momma lips are so big she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.

Murphy's Military Law #5: The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it

"Crap." - Mulder (War of the Coprophages)

Koji novi tag da napisem za vas koji citate?

Vojvodina moja domovina!!!

XO: Execute Operator

ZMODEM - French for a telecommunications device.

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead

URA Redneck if: you've spray-painted your girl's name on an overpass.

Economists DO IT risk-free (in reference to risk-free interest rate).

'C' string-bikini operators - untie(TOP)

Cat Toy: Any object on the ground

Headline:  NEW HOUSING FOR ELDERLY NOT YET DEAD

KIDS: Reason why the cigarette was invented

Serious tagline

Generic Brown Label Tagline

OS/2 is to computing as Etch-A-Sketch is to art

Remember when Star Trek meant only the one with Spock in it?

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