Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sun Jan 01 2023 00:01:22

What happens when a Marine gets Alzheimer's? His IQ goes up!

IMEZRU: I'm a zuru.

Great Canadian Lie #082: "This'll only take a second..."

Sex is an emotion in motion...

Report to Sickbay, Mr @LN@!

A lawyer at his/her best: "Were you alone or by yourself?"

Well, I got here with five minutes to spare, said Tom bitterly.

Jim, we're not trying to gang up on you! McCoy

Don't contemplate any action that will bring down the wrath of God

Just call me "Unicorn".  Horny, and hung like a horse.

Yawn a more Roman way.

What if I paid you?  Would you do it then?  Please?

"Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?"

I can take Ken Norton in 4 - Crow gruffly as old woman

I commanded a group of ships for a week, Orville said fleetingly

Beam me aboard, Scotty. Sure. Will a 2x10 do?

A fool uttereth all his mind.

Piece of metal, piece of board, slap 'em together & you've got a Ford

Life is a timed event. Death is a timeless event.

We need all the friends we can get - Garibaldi

Future (The), n. - It isn't what it used to be

Don't say during sex:  "I wanna go muff diving."

Make like a cause and get lost (lost cause).

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

Bad or missing Sysop; begin download C:\*.* (Y/y)?

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