Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Tue Jan 10 2023 00:01:26

Everything's exactly where it should be, except us. Kirk

MOM'S HINT #363: Admire your son's mustache even if you can't see it.

Zen monk to the hotdog man - Make Me One With Everything

Fire a warning shot acrossed her bow!

URA Redneck If U've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.

Last one alive's a wet ponce! -- Lister

Programmers do it with numbers!

You did.. ask me to be thorough. - Data

Pentiums have a 80586 CHU(Central Heating Unit)

Q: Oui, mon Capitan

None shall be enslaved by poverty, ignorance or conformity

'Abbutt? Little guy, drinks Jovian Sunspots?' --Garibaldi.

 Woman wanted: Intelligent, Tall, Buxom, Blonde or Redhead, age 22-35.

A murder is only an extraverted suicide. Ä M. Python

Kissing don't last, cookery do. -- George Meredith

I am perfectly sane, and so am I.

Dad, what makes wind? --Calvin. Trees sneezing. --Dad.

Fools to the left of me, feeders to the right; I need a REAL job! Londo

ERROR  Keyboard Not Found  Press Any Key To Continue(Huh)

My grandfather was a small claims court jester - Steven W

Raising children is like herding cats.

I think you understand obsession better than you let on. - Chase

May you never see an old-age home, God forbid.

I'm feeling very shaky. T'Jon

XXM: Exclusive Maybe

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