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Date : Wed Jan 18 2023 00:01:22

Give your kids mental blocks for Christmas

CATastrophe: Add CAT to any body of water

What are you going to do with that pie? -- Al Calavicci

My black eye,it's gone,he just sucked it off of my face with his fist!

Next up:  Tossing him For Fun & Profit.

URA Redneck if: you have a home that is mobile and five cars that aint

Nuclear test site: Please cover your eyes when you see the flash

Nothing is but what is not

"I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr." - Bart Simpson.

Lando of Borg:  You will be assimilated...It's Not My Fau

Last I heard, being alive is not a crime. - Morden

SHORTEST BOOK: Dr. Kevorkian's Collection Of Motivational Speeches

COMMITTEE:  A life-form with several mouths but no brain.

Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get.

Vehicle accidents to attract attorneys

Remember, drive defensively!  And of course, the best defense is a good offense!

Xywrite: The Intelligent Writer's Choice

Oh my god...I'll be arrested for sure.

No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill

Sleep is a totally inadequate substitute for caffeine.

Promise - A thruthful way to LIE!

A woman on time is one in nine

A really great man is one who makes others feel great!

Prepare to be, like, totally assimilated, OK? þ Buffy of Borg

Hell knows no fury like a ticked off Sysop.

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