Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sat Feb 11 2023 00:01:26

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Eat fish and build houses of wood, we need the work.

Plumbers DO IT where its wet.

May the great galactic kitten drop a furball in your cup

Geco's as funny as...Bozo on drugs....Wait! That isn't Bozo, its Geco!

Good idea, O Lord! - King Arthur

A man, a plan, a canal.  Suez!

A real person has two reasons for doing anything ... a good reason and the real reason

Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.

Korob! That door won't last! - Kirk

FNORD! This tagline does not exist.

Oh, what the hell, here's a recipe.

Oxymoron: Swiss steak

Quick! give them a Dork pick-up line! That'll scare 'em off!

Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for your old age. - Christopher Morley

OS/2 Installation Bunny: No go

Never say during sex: can i have a ride home after this?

Frohike: Yeah, the arresting officers at the Free James Brown rally

Zygote: A gamete's way of producing more gametes

Beats me where I get these crazy ideas.

Gig drives - the Spice of the 90's

Public office is the last refuge of the incompetent.

Book Title: The Twelfth Month: Dee Sember

Cats (ON FOOLS) only fools, fall for bimbos! -jkb

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