Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Tue Feb 28 2023 00:01:24

"Even *I* can't teach William Shatner how to act." - Q

KIRK:  I want to talk to Star Fleet Command

Nothing like a fast bike to get a girl's attention! - Vinnie

URA Redneck if: Your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers"

The name is Worf, not Woof, Mrs. Troi

Fear is static that prevents me from hearing my intuition.

Oxymoron: Political embarrassment (no, that's redundant)

Best to avoid nightmare; Never argue with your spouse.

Vows made in storms are forgotten in calms

FUNNY BOOK = How To Make Cornmeal Pancakes: Johnny Cake

Killed by pirates is good. - Little boy

Obscenity, n. -  Whatever gets the judge excited

Stand back everyone!  I know what I'm doing!

Data's detached head:  Scare Alexander into doing chores

Moderators:  Out of sight, out of mind.

Veiled References: "Diligent" = "A plodder"

Clinton Virus: Causes Windows to actually work as intended

Ya gotta keep 'em seperated, COME OUT AND PLAY! - Offspring

Xronia Poula -Greek Christmas

have i nice day

Richard Diamond, operator - Tom

Editors do it with a magic pencil.

Smile when you say that, Pardner!.

Jeffrey Dahmers Cookbook: A Farewell to Arms.

Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.  --Robertson Davies

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