Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sun Mar 12 2023 00:01:28

Parent: "How many times must I tell you?!?!?" Kid: "Six."

Virgin like balloon  One prick, all gone

Headlines: HOUSE PASSES GAS TAX ONTO SENATE

Just a borderline psychotic with hermit-like tendencies

Forevergaffer: The never-ending list of credits at the en

My mistake.  Guys like you live forever. - Death, to Dilbert

Quakers do it quietly.

Misery brings strange bedfellows.

The four food groups: spam, spam, eggs and spam.

Take me to your leader earthling, or I'll atomize your face.  Garfield

URA Redneck if you own a home that's mobile and 5 cars that aren't.

Visitors are real. - Stan

A low-yield atomic bomb is like being a bit pregnant.

Unholy fish is more like it, sweetheart! - Vinnie

Q: How does a blonde try to kill a fish? A: She held it under water

KILL the S.O.B. - *THEN* count to 10.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.  Says nothing either!

Really prompt luggage crew.  Eager. -- Mike Nelson

BOSS! BOSS! THEE STARSHIP, THEE STARSHIP!

I'm sure it can all be explained. - Father Mulcahy

I didn't inhale.  Bill Clinton

When the going gets tough, the tough get driving. -- Rollbar

Man, I'm almost glad I wasn't there...  <grin>  - Anna Steven

Ziggy should have a little more faith in human nature. -- Sam

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a Marine's head? Lonely.

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