Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sun Apr 23 2023 01:01:22

Remember when 8% Inflation & 8% Unemployment was GOOD?

My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me.

ZPDUDA: Zippity doo dah

Unauthorized fornication with this equipment is disallowed.

Jehovah's Witness: (def) Knock, knock "S**t happens"

Well, I've earned the attentions of the great Renimar now

Lydia, this is my friend, Hercules. Diolus

These cookies don't taste like Girl Scouts!

Error 010: Reserved for future mistakes

You may be redneck if you've ever rolled your riding lawn mower.

Give me liberty or give me Spam!

Equal rights, even for whites

For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus. (Gal 3:26)

One good thing about an avowed enemy: you know who he is.

Euphemism for DIARRHEA: Rectal hot chocolate.

Goodness does not more certainly make men happy than happiness makes men good. - Walter Savage Landor

"Life is for other people.  I got a modem." -- Sheila Bungee

My mother told me to never talk to strange Moderators.

There is no X in ESPRESSO.

* <- Tribble    >*   <- Romulan Tribble

Xmas Carol >> Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel...Barney's the king of Israel.

Rush Limbaugh wants to stop education in favor of incarceration later.

Math majors DO IT by induction.

'Years' is misspelled - Mike reads a letter

Jesus saves. Moses invests. Cthulhu forecloses.

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