Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Wed Jul 05 2023 01:01:24

You are a computer nerd if you thought the real heroes of "Apollo 13" were the mission controllers

"Has anyone figured out who's invading us?"

Error - REALITY.SYS not found, install TREK.SYS? (Y,N)

The only good feminizt is terminally inconvenienced

Liberals are a Labour-saving device

So close to finding freedom, then the guard calls my name

Garlic?  Mama mia!  Have you got the wrong vampire!

Kayaker Motto:  I surf, therefore I am

Q shows up in something other than a captain's uniform - 3 drinks!

Don't eat for say, 2 or 3 weeks, Get stoned & go to the supermarket

A Bachelor is a man who: is allergic to wedding cakes

Difference between a virus and Windows:  A virus never fails

U'NI-net Host                       sysop@ledge.com

Just leave this long-haired country boy alone

Que sera, saccharin: What will be, will cause cancer.

Daaaaaaavvvvveeeeee....2001's Hal, using Windows 3.1

Error Opening CLINTON.LIE - Run LIMBAUGH.BAT To Correct.

How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless hound.

Scrupulous accuracy about such a small amount is a sign of vain conceit than love of truth. -- Ptolemaus Ptolemy

Zippy the Pinhead in '96! "Am I elected yet?"

Good memories are what your heart carries in its pockets.

Zippy the Wonder Falcon (Zephyr Falcon)

Kids are gonna do it.  Let's help them shoot safely!

Zathras no good a typing on normal keyboard, need bent one at home as well

XXXX  Don't panic.. it's only a virus   XXXX

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