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From: The Verminator <LunaticFringe@The.Edge>
Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,soc.penpals,dfw.general
Subject: Re: How big a fork do you need?
Date: Tue, 18 Sep 2012 16:21:12 -0700
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First, check out what Lady Veteran said:


>
>On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 10:56:59 -0700, The Verminator
><LunaticFringe@The.Edge> wrote:
>
>>Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by 
>>Checkmate! 
>>
>>First, check out what Lady Veteran said:
>>
>>
>>>
>>>On Mon, 17 Sep 2012 22:34:38 +0200, "Jim Kerrie"
>>><jim.kerrie@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>In article <vjjc5899gpj3vlra1vp3lcdcbdr1lb14t2@4ax.com>
>>>>Lady Veteran <armyvet@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 16 Sep 2012 03:22:22 +0200, "Jim Kerrie"
>>>>> <jim.kerrie@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> >Would it help fat people to reduce the size of the eating
>>>>> >utensils they use?
>>>>> >
>>>>> >A smaller fork would mean more movement from plate to mouth.
>>>>> >They'd at least get a small increase in exercise.
>>>>>
>>>>> Fritz,
>>>>>
>>>>> Did the stasi use you as a secret weapon to inform on honest Germans
>>>>> during the cold war? Would you like me to put your name out amongst my
>>>>> friends in Europe to find out?
>>>>>
>>>>> LV
>>>>
>>>>Be my guest.  While you're at it, you can ask them if they have 
>>>>any forks left over from the stalags and if they will send you 
>>>>some.
>>>
>>>Oh, so I can sell them on Ebay and make a bloody fortune? How NICE of
>>>you to look after my financial well being...NOT>
>>>
>>>LV
>>
>>I'm in the market for such a fork.  Do you offer free shipping?
>
>Sure-I have it stored with the Spear of Destiny and the Holy Grail.
>
>LV

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