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Subject: Re: How big a fork do you need?
Date: Tue, 18 Sep 2012 17:44:58 -0600
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On 9/18/2012 5:21 PM, The Verminator wrote:
> Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Lady Veteran said:
>
>
>>
>> On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 10:56:59 -0700, The Verminator
>> <LunaticFringe@The.Edge>  wrote:
>>
>>> Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>> Checkmate!
>>>
>>> First, check out what Lady Veteran said:
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> On Mon, 17 Sep 2012 22:34:38 +0200, "Jim Kerrie"
>>>> <jim.kerrie@bigfoot.com>  wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> In article<vjjc5899gpj3vlra1vp3lcdcbdr1lb14t2@4ax.com>
>>>>> Lady Veteran<armyvet@bigfoot.com>  wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 16 Sep 2012 03:22:22 +0200, "Jim Kerrie"
>>>>>> <jim.kerrie@bigfoot.com>  wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Would it help fat people to reduce the size of the eating
>>>>>>> utensils they use?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A smaller fork would mean more movement from plate to mouth.
>>>>>>> They'd at least get a small increase in exercise.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Fritz,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Did the stasi use you as a secret weapon to inform on honest Germans
>>>>>> during the cold war? Would you like me to put your name out amongst my
>>>>>> friends in Europe to find out?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> LV
>>>>>
>>>>> Be my guest.  While you're at it, you can ask them if they have
>>>>> any forks left over from the stalags and if they will send you
>>>>> some.
>>>>
>>>> Oh, so I can sell them on Ebay and make a bloody fortune? How NICE of
>>>> you to look after my financial well being...NOT>
>>>>
>>>> LV
>>>
>>> I'm in the market for such a fork.  Do you offer free shipping?
>>
>> Sure-I have it stored with the Spear of Destiny and the Holy Grail.
>>
>> LV
>
> Do you know where I can buy a ladder to escape from the Vermin Tank?
>
Just stand on her shoulders.
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