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Subject: Re: How big a fork do you need?
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In article <1avh58huh6dcrdqm3pg6cgl86345bucdqf@4ax.com>
Lady Veteran <armyvet@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>
> On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 10:56:59 -0700, The Verminator
> <LunaticFringe@The.Edge> wrote:
>
> >Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >Checkmate!
> >
> >First, check out what Lady Veteran said:
> >
> >
> >>
> >>On Mon, 17 Sep 2012 22:34:38 +0200, "Jim Kerrie"
> >><jim.kerrie@bigfoot.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>>In article <vjjc5899gpj3vlra1vp3lcdcbdr1lb14t2@4ax.com>
> >>>Lady Veteran <armyvet@bigfoot.com> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> On Sun, 16 Sep 2012 03:22:22 +0200, "Jim Kerrie"
> >>>> <jim.kerrie@bigfoot.com> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> >Would it help fat people to reduce the size of the eating
> >>>> >utensils they use?
> >>>> >
> >>>> >A smaller fork would mean more movement from plate to mouth.
> >>>> >They'd at least get a small increase in exercise.
> >>>>
> >>>> Fritz,
> >>>>
> >>>> Did the stasi use you as a secret weapon to inform on honest Germans
> >>>> during the cold war? Would you like me to put your name out amongst my
> >>>> friends in Europe to find out?
> >>>>
> >>>> LV
> >>>
> >>>Be my guest.  While you're at it, you can ask them if they have
> >>>any forks left over from the stalags and if they will send you
> >>>some.
> >>
> >>Oh, so I can sell them on Ebay and make a bloody fortune? How NICE of
> >>you to look after my financial well being...NOT>
> >>
> >>LV
> >
> >I'm in the market for such a fork.  Do you offer free shipping?
>
> Sure-I have it stored with the Spear of Destiny and the Holy Grail.
>
> LV

I GOT YOUR SPEAR OF DESTINY RIGHT HERE BETWEEN MY LEGS BABY!  
UNZIP BEND OVER AND YOU WILL RECEIVE THE GRAIL FROM MY PEE HOLE!
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