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From: Checkmate <LunaticFringe@The.Edge>
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Subject: Re: How big a fork do you need?
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Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by 
Checkmate! 

First, check out what Lady Veteran said:


>
>On Thu, 20 Sep 2012 08:08:23 +0200, "Marv Thompson" <marvt@wiztek.org>
>wrote:
>
>>In article <65lj58dqt0t05kluc99f8os0fbmhq5l84h@4ax.com>
>>Lady Veteran <armyvet@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 16:21:12 -0700, The Verminator
>>> <LunaticFringe@The.Edge> wrote:
>>>
>>> >Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>> >Checkmate!
>>> >
>>> >First, check out what Lady Veteran said:
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 10:56:59 -0700, The Verminator
>>> >><LunaticFringe@The.Edge> wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >>>Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>> >>>Checkmate!
>>> >>>
>>> >>>First, check out what Lady Veteran said:
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>>On Mon, 17 Sep 2012 22:34:38 +0200, "Jim Kerrie"
>>> >>>><jim.kerrie@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>>>In article <vjjc5899gpj3vlra1vp3lcdcbdr1lb14t2@4ax.com>
>>> >>>>>Lady Veteran <armyvet@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>>> >>>>>>
>>> >>>>>> On Sun, 16 Sep 2012 03:22:22 +0200, "Jim Kerrie"
>>> >>>>>> <jim.kerrie@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>>> >>>>>>
>>> >>>>>> >Would it help fat people to reduce the size of the eating
>>> >>>>>> >utensils they use?
>>> >>>>>> >
>>> >>>>>> >A smaller fork would mean more movement from plate to mouth.
>>> >>>>>> >They'd at least get a small increase in exercise.
>>> >>>>>>
>>> >>>>>> Fritz,
>>> >>>>>>
>>> >>>>>> Did the stasi use you as a secret weapon to inform on honest Germans
>>> >>>>>> during the cold war? Would you like me to put your name out amongst
my
>>> >>>>>> friends in Europe to find out?
>>> >>>>>>
>>> >>>>>> LV
>>> >>>>>
>>> >>>>>Be my guest.  While you're at it, you can ask them if they have
>>> >>>>>any forks left over from the stalags and if they will send you
>>> >>>>>some.
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>>Oh, so I can sell them on Ebay and make a bloody fortune? How NICE of
>>> >>>>you to look after my financial well being...NOT>
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>>LV
>>> >>>
>>> >>>I'm in the market for such a fork.  Do you offer free shipping?
>>> >>
>>> >>Sure-I have it stored with the Spear of Destiny and the Holy Grail.
>>> >>
>>> >>LV
>>> >
>>> >Do you know where I can buy a ladder to escape from the Vermin Tank?
>>>
>>> I can provide one if you promise to behave yourself.
>>>
>>> LV
>>
>>That's very charitable of you Ms. LV.
>
>I thought so. We will see how long he can behave.
>
>LV

I'll bet I'm the first person to ever get paroled from LV's Vermin File.

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