Subj : Re: How big a fork do you need? To : All From : LunaticFringe@The.Edge Date : Thu Jan 31 2019 19:19:40 Path: eternal-september.org!reader01.eternal-september.org!reader02.eternal-september ..org!news.eternal-september.org!news.eternal-september.org!mx04.eternal-septemb er.org!mx04.eternal-september.org!feeder.eternal-september.org!news.glorb.com!n ews.alt.net From: Checkmate Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,soc.penpals,dfw.general Subject: Re: How big a fork do you need? Date: Thu, 20 Sep 2012 19:00:57 -0700 Organization: Checkmate's Discount House of Spatulas, Seattle, WA Lines: 135 Message-ID: References: <1avh58huh6dcrdqm3pg6cgl86345bucdqf@4ax.com> <65lj58dqt0t05kluc99f8os0fbmhq5l84h@4ax.com> <294m58tm65p1ivj9san3v5citjvegk1ehv@4ax.com> <5c55ca820de4629ceaed8280e175bebc@msgid.frell.theremailer.net> <2cin5858poa4ouc13v73h81396s8ksch3i@4ax.com> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-15" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit User-Agent: MicroPlanet-Gravity/3.0.4 X-Report-abuse-to: Law offices of Neener, Neener, and Neener; 2122 N Clark St, Chicago, IL 60614 X-mail-to: RickSabian1ATgmailDOTcom X-KotAGoR: 34 X-Face: "1Qp#I]~2CfG^KuO6DYa"W^\rBmZ#*T>hALHx=*cDa(DW}V$q($#lR[U! rWtU#G4"QSqx//F&XDz >On Fri, 21 Sep 2012 03:02:04 +0200, "Keebert" wrote: > >>In article >>Checkmate wrote: >>> >>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by >>> Checkmate! >>> >>> First, check out what Cujo DeSockpuppet said: >>> >>> >>> > >>> >Checkmate wrote in >>> >news:MPG.2ac4cf8057b3c91698c09d@news.alt.net: >>> > >>> >> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts >>> >> by Checkmate! >>> >> >>> >> First, check out what Lady Veteran said: >>> >> >>> >> >>> >>> >>> >>>On Thu, 20 Sep 2012 08:08:23 +0200, "Marv Thompson" >>> >>>wrote: >>> >>> >>> >>>>In article <65lj58dqt0t05kluc99f8os0fbmhq5l84h@4ax.com> >>> >>>>Lady Veteran wrote: >>> >>>>> >>> >>>>> On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 16:21:12 -0700, The Verminator >>> >>>>> wrote: >>> >>>>> >>> >>>>> >Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading >>> >>>>> >posts by Checkmate! >>> >>>>> > >>> >>>>> >First, check out what Lady Veteran said: >>> >>>>> > >>> >>>>> > >>> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>> >>On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 10:56:59 -0700, The Verminator >>> >>>>> >> wrote: >>> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>> >>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading >>> >>>>> >>>posts by Checkmate! >>> >>>>> >>> >>> >>>>> >>>First, check out what Lady Veteran said: >>> >>>>> >>> >>> >>>>> >>> >>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>>> >>>>On Mon, 17 Sep 2012 22:34:38 +0200, "Jim Kerrie" >>> >>>>> >>>> wrote: >>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>>> >>>>>In article >>> >>>>> >>>>>Lady Veteran wrote: >>> >>>>> >>>>>> >>> >>>>> >>>>>> On Sun, 16 Sep 2012 03:22:22 +0200, "Jim Kerrie" >>> >>>>> >>>>>> wrote: >>> >>>>> >>>>>> >>> >>>>> >>>>>> >Would it help fat people to reduce the size of the eating >>> >>>>> >>>>>> >utensils they use? >>> >>>>> >>>>>> > >>> >>>>> >>>>>> >A smaller fork would mean more movement from plate to >>> >>>>> >>>>>> >mouth. They'd at least get a small increase in exercise. >>> >>>>> >>>>>> >>> >>>>> >>>>>> Fritz, >>> >>>>> >>>>>> >>> >>>>> >>>>>> Did the stasi use you as a secret weapon to inform on honest >>> >>>>> >>>>>> Germans during the cold war? Would you like me to put your >>> >>>>> >>>>>> name out amongst my friends in Europe to find out? >>> >>>>> >>>>>> >>> >>>>> >>>>>> LV >>> >>>>> >>>>> >>> >>>>> >>>>>Be my guest. While you're at it, you can ask them if they >>> >>>>> >>>>>have any forks left over from the stalags and if they will >>> >>>>> >>>>>send you some. >>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>>> >>>>Oh, so I can sell them on Ebay and make a bloody fortune? How >>> >>>>> >>>>NICE of you to look after my financial well being...NOT> >>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >>>>> >>>>LV >>> >>>>> >>> >>> >>>>> >>>I'm in the market for such a fork. Do you offer free shipping? >>> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>> >>Sure-I have it stored with the Spear of Destiny and the Holy >>> >>>>> >>Grail. >>> >>>>> >> >>> >>>>> >>LV >>> >>>>> > >>> >>>>> >Do you know where I can buy a ladder to escape from the Vermin >>> >>>>> >Tank? >>> >>>>> >>> >>>>> I can provide one if you promise to behave yourself. >>> >>>>> >>> >>>>> LV >>> >>>> >>> >>>>That's very charitable of you Ms. LV. >>> >>> >>> >>>I thought so. We will see how long he can behave. >>> >> >>> >> I'll bet I'm the first person to ever get paroled from LV's Vermin >>> >> File. >>> > >>> >Don't let the k00k fool you, it's really just a phantom killfile. You'll >>> >be back in "it" when she loses the argument. >>> >>> Nope, I plan to kiss her ass and remain free. >> >>What what I hear that's an awful big ass. > >The only ass in this conversation is you. If you believe bullshit you >will become bullshit. > >LV (I ain't sayin' shit...) -- Checkmate KotAGoR XXXIV AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker award, May 2001 Copyright © 2012 all rights reserved "There are many here among us... who feel that life is but a joke." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ&feature=youtu.be --- Platinum Xpress/Win/WINServer v3.1 * Origin: Prison Board BBS Mesquite Tx //telnet.RDFIG.NET www. (1:124/5013) .