Subj : Re: How big a fork do you need? To : All From : cyber@dev.not Date : Thu Jan 31 2019 19:19:40 Path: eternal-september.org!reader01.eternal-september.org!reader02.eternal-september ..org!news.eternal-september.org!news.eternal-september.org!mx04.eternal-septemb er.org!mx04.eternal-september.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail From: captain crunch Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,soc.penpals,dfw.general Subject: Re: How big a fork do you need? Date: Thu, 20 Sep 2012 20:44:47 -0600 Organization: A noiseless patient Spider Lines: 124 Message-ID: References: <1avh58huh6dcrdqm3pg6cgl86345bucdqf@4ax.com> <65lj58dqt0t05kluc99f8os0fbmhq5l84h@4ax.com> <294m58tm65p1ivj9san3v5citjvegk1ehv@4ax.com> <5c55ca820de4629ceaed8280e175bebc@msgid.frell.theremailer.net> <2cin5858poa4ouc13v73h81396s8ksch3i@4ax.com> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-15; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Injection-Date: Fri, 21 Sep 2012 02:44:39 +0000 (UTC) Injection-Info: mx04.eternal-september.org; posting-host="34bc0a7a160b9f5631959f9795f9282d"; logging-data="28652"; mail-complaints-to="abuse@eternal-september.org"; posting-account="U2FsdGVkX1/Cy5Ht2DgenBBnZfN/Iwdvge1XKyiBBek=" User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64; rv:10.0.7) Gecko/20120824 Thunderbird/10.0.7 In-Reply-To: Cancel-Lock: sha1:qkA9WjMGe40bsaaMPpsriSQosYM= Xref: news.eternal-september.org soc.support.fat-acceptance:6166 soc.penpals:5154 dfw.general:408 On 9/20/2012 8:00 PM, Checkmate wrote: > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by > Checkmate! > > First, check out what Lady Veteran said: > > >> >> On Fri, 21 Sep 2012 03:02:04 +0200, "Keebert" wrote: >> >>> In article >>> Checkmate wrote: >>>> >>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by >>>> Checkmate! >>>> >>>> First, check out what Cujo DeSockpuppet said: >>>> >>>> >>>>> >>>>> Checkmate wrote in >>>>> news:MPG.2ac4cf8057b3c91698c09d@news.alt.net: >>>>> >>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts >>>>>> by Checkmate! >>>>>> >>>>>> First, check out what Lady Veteran said: >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Sep 2012 08:08:23 +0200, "Marv Thompson" >>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> In article<65lj58dqt0t05kluc99f8os0fbmhq5l84h@4ax.com> >>>>>>>> Lady Veteran wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 16:21:12 -0700, The Verminator >>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading >>>>>>>>>> posts by Checkmate! >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> First, check out what Lady Veteran said: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 10:56:59 -0700, The Verminator >>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading >>>>>>>>>>>> posts by Checkmate! >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> First, check out what Lady Veteran said: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Sep 2012 22:34:38 +0200, "Jim Kerrie" >>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lady Veteran wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 16 Sep 2012 03:22:22 +0200, "Jim Kerrie" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Would it help fat people to reduce the size of the eating >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> utensils they use? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A smaller fork would mean more movement from plate to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mouth. They'd at least get a small increase in exercise. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fritz, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Did the stasi use you as a secret weapon to inform on honest >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Germans during the cold war? Would you like me to put your >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> name out amongst my friends in Europe to find out? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LV >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be my guest. While you're at it, you can ask them if they >>>>>>>>>>>>>> have any forks left over from the stalags and if they will >>>>>>>>>>>>>> send you some. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, so I can sell them on Ebay and make a bloody fortune? How >>>>>>>>>>>>> NICE of you to look after my financial well being...NOT> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> LV >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I'm in the market for such a fork. Do you offer free shipping? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Sure-I have it stored with the Spear of Destiny and the Holy >>>>>>>>>>> Grail. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> LV >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Do you know where I can buy a ladder to escape from the Vermin >>>>>>>>>> Tank? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I can provide one if you promise to behave yourself. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> LV >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> That's very charitable of you Ms. LV. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I thought so. We will see how long he can behave. >>>>>> >>>>>> I'll bet I'm the first person to ever get paroled from LV's Vermin >>>>>> File. >>>>> >>>>> Don't let the k00k fool you, it's really just a phantom killfile. You'll >>>>> be back in "it" when she loses the argument. >>>> >>>> Nope, I plan to kiss her ass and remain free. >>> >>> What what I hear that's an awful big ass. >> >> The only ass in this conversation is you. If you believe bullshit you >> will become bullshit. >> >> LV > > (I ain't sayin' shit...) > Checky, yer such an ass-kisser. --- Platinum Xpress/Win/WINServer v3.1 * Origin: Prison Board BBS Mesquite Tx //telnet.RDFIG.NET www. (1:124/5013) .