Subj : Joke of the Day
To   : All
From : JokeMaster
Date : Tue Apr 24 2018 04:17:02


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Our family took shelter in the basement after hearing a tornado warning. 
My husband told everyone to stay put while he got his cell phone out of 
the car, in case the lines went dead.

He didn't return for the longest time, so I went looking for him. I was 
upstairs calling his name, when I heard our phone machine click on.

"Hi," a voice said. "This is Dad. I'm locked out of the house."

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RCS Joke Post 1.0.1.1
(c)2018


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