Subj : Joke of the Day
To   : All
From : JokeMaster
Date : Mon May 07 2018 04:18:58


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Air Force Truisms

"Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you."

"The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire."

"Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers."

"Airspeed, altitude, and brains: Two are always needed to 
successfully complete the flight."

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