Subj : Joke of the Day To : All From : JokeMaster Date : Sat May 12 2018 04:23:38 *********************************** A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. "I have an interesting case here," he says. "A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped." "Have you arrested her?" asks the sergeant. "No, not yet. The floor's still wet." *********************************** RCS Joke Post 1.0.1.1 (c)2018 --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A39 (Linux/64) * Origin: ILink-Castle Rock BBS - bbs.castlerockbbs.com (454:1/3) .