Subj : Todays Blooper
To   : Daryl Stout
From : Barry Martin
Date : Thu Jun 17 2021 07:33:00


Hi Daryl!

 BM> You got the double entendre!  (Your hands are cold!!)
 DS>   Talk about blue buns and....never mind. :P
 
They make blue tortilla chips; want to eat a blue hot dog bun?


 BM> ... MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
 DS>   It's the female mosquitoes that come after humans, as there's
 DS> something in our blood that they need for their eggs to mature.
 DS> The male mosquitoes, on the other hand, prefer fruit juice.
 
Unlike many human males!  ...(Wait: ferment it!!)


 DS>   So, I guess the male has to get stone drunk, before he finds a
 DS> woman to make love to?? <G>
 
So he's drinking juice from a fruit with a pit?  (A stone.)


 DS>   And, if I'm not mistaken, mosquito is Spanish for "little
 DS> fly"...would that also apply to a puny zipper?? :P

Some of the styles I've seen.....


 DS>   I think the outside temperature has fried any sense of sanity
 DS> today. <G>
 DS> (then a background voice yells "What do you mean, TODAY??!!" <BG>).

It hasn't been all that nasty up here - yet.  Has gotten to the low 
90's, heat indices maybe barely into the 100's.  Just wait a coupe of 
weeks!


 
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