Subj : Joke of the Day
To   : All
From : JokeMaster
Date : Thu Mar 22 2018 04:19:03


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Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking 
around he heard a voice say, 

"Jes£s is watching you." 

He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, 
"Jes£s is watching you." 

In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked 
the parrot, "Was it you who said Jes£s is watching me" 

The parrot replied, "Yes." 

Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" 

The parrot said, "Clarence." 

The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named 
you Clarence?" 

The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jes£s."

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RCS Joke Post 1.0.1.1
(c)2018


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