Subj : Re: Todays Blooper To : Barry Martin From : Daryl Stout Date : Mon Mar 14 2022 19:41:00 Barry, DS> When Bill Clinton ran for governor, Hillary used her maiden DS> name, Rodham, instead of her married name of Clinton...he lost DS> the election. BM> The voters didn't know. Word got out about it. BM> Probably ran out of business by the donut shops: police tried to hide BM> they were on break by saying "I'm going to the Steak-Out" -- people BM> heard as 'stake out' and assumed on assignment. ...Then there was the BM> poor rookie who was in full gear at the Steak-Out restaurant -- he BM> though he was going to get a criminal at a stake out! I doubt that. You usually find cops around the donut shops. BM> Especially that day he put his monocle in the wrong eye! It's like a right and left handed pencil or other utensil. BM> Arghhhh!! PMS jokes aren't funny...period. BM> Well for starters is that 'most': meaning not all. Someone out there BM> can help. Maybe a place to (re-)start is to go to a place you don't BM> qualify and simply tell them I know I don't qualify for assistance from BM> you folks but hopefully can give me a lead to where I do qualify. And BM> yes, sometimes you need to go multiple times to the wrong site to BM> finally find the person there who can point you in the right direction. That's like trying to find a needle in a haystack. With not sleeping well at night anymore, it is struggle to stay awake during the day when I'm out driving on errands. BM> Right: if you don't like it don't buy it. I do like a meatza pizza (ground beef, sausage, ham, canadian bacon, and pepperoni...along with extra cheese and vidalia (sweet) onion). BM> My reply on this item was probably downloaded the day after. I haven't been checking the BBS mail daily...I'm lucky to update the weather and ham radio data. We're in a pattern now, where it's dry for 2 days, then stormy for 2 days. BM> No real comment as I don't buy lunch meats. Being an amateur radio operator, when I eat ham, I'm cannibalistic. BM> I find some of the chicken nuggets have an odd flavour. Not a bad one, BM> just - - unexpected? Like something was added. The popcorn and larger BM> nuggets are fine but the shaped/flattened ones have this slight quirk BM> of a flavour. These remind me of those cheese snacks shaped like fish...but the name escapes me. BM> Cover up that odd taste? Trying to save money. I've tasted worse. BM> Unfortunately probably so. My shopping is different, f'instance I'd BM> probably buy three different versions of the chicken: nugget, patty, BM> and (something else), but then I prefer variety. Some people can eat a BM> bologna sandwich every day for lunch and be happy; I need to switch BM> that out to peanut butter one day, ham another, egg yet another, etc. Yeah, you can get burned out. BM> Some of the store brands are the same or essentially the same, some are BM> definitely different. I couldn't tell any difference. BM> The problem is too much sitting: the weight of your body on your rump BM> squeezes the fat away from the area you're sitting on to a BM> non-compressed area! Never mind the guys can get blue balls in the cold. :P BM> You're in the South: isn't that 'sole food'?! I have a hard enough time "heeling" the canker sores that develop with my dentures. BM> Paisley and random-pattered shirts are great for that issue! (Blends BM> right in!!) They have a new smokehouse BBQ sandwich that looks awfully good. BM> Bet they get mad this time every year! Up still have snow on the BM> ground from earlier this week, This morning it's currently 7ø with a BM> wind chill of (looking - huh!) 7-below. Tomorrow's high predicted at BM> 54ø. All the snow from Friday's storm was gone by Sunday afternoon. The roads weren't that bad, except for a few isolated areas. BM> No use fighting Mother Nature. I could see if someone wanted to start BM> seedlings, etc., in their basement or 3-season room -- get a head start BM> on planting. Stick a poor defenseless plant outside to fend for itself BM> - nope! They'll be lawyers at your door soon enough. :P Daryl .... "AEIOUEIAUO" - sorry, I have uncontrolled vowel movements. === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (454:1/33) .