Subj : Joke of the Day
To   : All
From : JokeMaster
Date : Fri May 25 2018 04:18:36


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There was a little old lady standing at a corner. She had both hands 
holding her hat on while the wind blew her dress up around her waist. 

A dignified southern gentleman came up and said, "Ma'am, you should 
be ashamed of yourself, letting your skirt blow around, being 
indecent, while both hands hold your hat." 

She said, "Look mister, everything down there is seventy years old; 
this hat is brand new!" 

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