Subj : Joke of the Day To : All From : JokeMaster Date : Sat May 26 2018 04:18:37 *********************************** A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. *********************************** RCS Joke Post 1.0.1.1 (c)2018 --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A39 (Linux/64) * Origin: ILink-Castle Rock BBS - bbs.castlerockbbs.com (454:1/3) .