Subj : Joke of the Day To : All From : JokeMaster Date : Sat Mar 31 2018 04:22:26 *********************************** A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house. *********************************** RCS Joke Post 1.0.1.1 (c)2018 --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A39 (Linux/64) * Origin: ILink-Castle Rock BBS - bbs.castlerockbbs.com (454:1/3) .