Subj : Todays Blooper
To   : MIKE POWELL
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Sun Mar 24 2019 13:14:00

Mike,

MP>>  On this day...
MP>>     Ladies are requested to have babies during the morning
MP>>     worship service.

MP>Sounds like some sort of cult ritual there.  :)

  Or like these other bloopers:

1) The weekly pancake breakfast supper is this Saturday. All ladies
wishing to provide milk, please come early.

2) For those of you who have children, and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.

3) All those women wishing to become pregnant, please see the pastor in
his study.

  Take these however you want to. <BG>

Daryl

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