Subj : Joke of the Day
To   : All
From : JokeMaster
Date : Thu Apr 05 2018 04:22:19


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A patient was at her docto's office after undergoing a complete physical 
exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have 
six months to live."

The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?" 

The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant." 

"Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient.

"No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."

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RCS Joke Post 1.0.1.1
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