Subj : Joke of the Day
To   : All
From : JokeMaster
Date : Sat Apr 07 2018 04:22:20


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You're a dumb criminal if ...

.... You vastly overrate your powers of persuasion. Marlon Moore of Miami 
filed a fraudulent tax return, and the IRS promptly sent him a $10,000 
refund. So figuring, Why not try my luck again?, he sent in three more 
tax returns. But even the IRS raised an eyebrow at cutting him a check 
for the total amount of the refunds: more than $14 trillion. Moore 
pleaded guilty to cashing the $10,000 check. 

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