Subj : Todays Blooper
To   : Daryl Stout
From : Barry Martin
Date : Sun May 12 2019 11:03:00


Hi Daryl!

 BM>And I've had to use hospital services on Christmas (and Easter).
 DS>   Tornadoes also occur on Christmas, Palm Sunday, and Easter. A
 DS> popular myth says "A tornado will destroy the liquour store
 DS> first, and the church last". However, that's not always the case.

Ideally would be true.  OTOH the destruction of a liquor store is the
destruction of person's business, so no paychecks for the people
working there, for the people suppling the booze, which could mean no
tithing to the Church.  ...Not quite sure where I was intending to go.


 BM>... Bad banking news: Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches.
 DS>   The tagline below comes to mind.
 DS>  þ OLX 1.53 þ Why are there branch banks?? Money doesn't grow on
 DS> trees! --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32

True, though coconuts have been used as monetary units.  ...Just as long
as we don't get too technical with tke intent of the tagline!


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