Subj : Joke of the Day
To   : All
From : JokeMaster
Date : Sun Apr 08 2018 04:21:39


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As a potential juror in an assault-and-battery case, I was sitting in a 
courtroom, answering questions from both sides. The assistant district 
attorney asked such questions as: Had I ever been mugged? Did I know the 
victim or the defendant?

The defense attorney took a different approach, however. "I see you are 
a teacher," he said. "What do you teach?"

"English and theater," I responded.

"Then I guess I better watch my grammar," the defense attorney quipped.

"No," I shot back. "You better watch your acting."

When the laughter in the courtroom died down, I was excused from the case.

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