Subj : Joke of the Day
To   : All
From : JokeMaster
Date : Sat Mar 17 2018 04:18:50


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You're a dumb criminal if ...

.... You're convinced the laws of physics don't apply to you. Clive 
Halford thinks big! The British career criminal stole a truck and 
loaded it with 18 pallets of stolen nickel and copper worth around 
œ150,000 (about $250,000). Yes, the haul was huge-too huge. Cops 
arrested Halford after the truck's suspension collapsed under the 
weight. Earlier, Halford had stolen a car, overloaded it, and broken 
its suspension too.

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