Subj : Joke of the Day
To   : All
From : JokeMaster
Date : Sat Apr 14 2018 04:19:07


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My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, 
as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke 
and the smoke detector went off. Although both of my children had 
received fire-safety training at school, they did not respond to the 
alarm. Annoyed, I stormed through the house in search of them. I 
found them in the bathroom, washing their hands.

Over the loud buzzing of the smoke alarm, I asked them to identify 
the sound.

"It's the smoke detector," they replied in unison.

"Do you know what that sound means?" I demanded.

"Sure," my oldest replied. "Dinner's ready."

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