Subj : Joke of the Day To : All From : JokeMaster Date : Sun Apr 15 2018 04:19:05 *********************************** Justice isn't just blind-it's snickering at these real courtroom give-and-takes: Judge (to young witness): Do you know what would happen to you if you told a lie? Witness: Yes. I would go to hell. Judge: Is that all? Witness: Isn't that enough? - Q: Isn't it a fact that you have been running around with another woman? A: Yes, it is, but you can't prove it! - Q: Have you ever heard about taking the Fifth? A: A fifth of wine? Q: No, the Fifth Amendment. - Q: What did your sister die of? A: You would have to ask her. I would be speculating if I told you. *********************************** RCS Joke Post 1.0.1.1 (c)2018 --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A39 (Linux/64) * Origin: ILink-Castle Rock BBS - bbs.castlerockbbs.com (454:1/3) .