Subj : Todays Blooper To : BARRY MARTIN From : Daryl Stout Date : Tue Apr 17 2018 13:26:00 BM>Hi Daryl! Hi, Barry... BM> DS> Or like the blooper noting "The Church Finance Committee is BM> DS> paying a consultant $5000 to find out why we're losing money". BM>But I can't be out of money: I still have checks in my checkbook! You'd be surprised how many still use that excuse. Or with the guy who told his wife that if his wife was overdrawn at the bank, he was going to "knock the thunder out of her". Well, she did, and being a man of his word, he did exactly what he said he would do. He didn't see her for 5 days...then got a glimpse of her...out of his left eye...where the swelling has started going down. BM> DS> Or "The Fire Chief determined that something hot came into BM> DS> contact with something flammable, and a fire was what destroyed BM> DS> the church kitchen". What was your first clue?? BM>I think they overdid it a little when they wented hot meals! Or somebody mis-heard "boil", and thought it was "broil". :P Daryl === þ OLX 1.53 þ What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?? --- SBBSecho 3.04-Win32 * Origin: ILinkNet: The Thunderbolt BBS - wx1der.dyndns.org (454:1/33) .