Subj : Re: Wash with what?
To   : Barry Martin
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Sun Aug 23 2020 11:00:00

Barry,

 BM> Noon news interview at the Bureau County (IL) Health Department showed
 BM> a sign "Wash hands before entering building with hand sanitizer".  So
 BM> if you have hand sanitizer you're supposed to wash your hands before
 BM> entering the building??!
 DS>   Only if you used the outhouse before entering. :P

 BM> How long before?!

  Germs are very resilient.

 BM> Sign: "Employees Must Wash Hands". I waited; finally washed them
 BM> myself.
 DS>   I think of The Far Side cartoon (I miss Gary Larson) with a guy
 DS> coming out of the restroom. The sirens sound, the lights flash,
 DS> and the sign screams "DIDN'T WASH HANDS!!" <G>

 BM> That's one warning sign I wish they would create!

  At least they didn't say other parts must be washed as well. I
thought that's what bidets were for!!

  It reminds me of the joke on an airplane, where the men's restroom
was occupied, and this man had to go potty, big time. The stewardess
says "You can use the ladies room, but do NOT press any of the
buttons next to the toilet!!".

  Well, he goes in there to "get relieved", and sees the 4 sets of
buttons that the stewardess talked about. Curiosity killed the cat,
and nearly did him...he ended up unconscious, and woke up in the
hospital.

  So, he asked the nurse what happened, and she guessed correctly 
that he had been in the ladies room of the aircraft...but sternly
admonished the man for "not following the directions of the
stewardess", by pressing the buttons. The man recounted what happened
with each one, but he admitted his curiosity had gotten the best of
him.

WW: Warm Water -- splashed up to wash the genitalia and buttocks.
WA: Warm Air -- blown up to dry the genitalia and buttocks.
PP: Powder Puff -- to make the washed and dried areas clean.

  He said there was no problem with that...but he couldn't remember
a thing after he pressed TR.

  The nurse said "That stood for Tampon Remover. Your penis is under
your pillow"!! :P

Daryl

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