Subj : Re: Various Things
To   : Barry Martin
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Fri Jan 06 2023 08:09:00

Barry,

 BM> Better would not yourself get to that point!

  That has happened quite a bit lately. However, my big problem lately has
been a crappy one...intestinal flu. I don't know if it's from Covid (I still
have my sense of taste and smell, but Covid is respiratory not rectal), or
from the water here at the house. The thing is, they test nasally, but the
Chinese do it rectally...what a PITA that must be...and we males thought the
DRE prostate check was bad. :P

 BM> Take 3 steps back; if not hear beeping noise you're not as big as truck.

  This young boy and his Dad were in an elevator, when this heavy set woman
enters the elevator at a certain floor. The boy remarks "Boy, Dad...she has
a big butt!!". The father apologizes to the woman, and scolds his son, noting
"Some folks can't help that, because of their metabolism and the way their
systems are".

  Suddenly, the woman's pager starts beeping, and the boy panics...yelling
"LOOK OUT, DAD!! SHE'S BACKING UP!!" <G>

Daryl

.... When it comes to being SANE, I'm with the "IN" crowd.
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