Subj : Re: rats  was: Note from
To   : Barry Martin
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Wed Jun 10 2020 08:54:00

Barry,

 BM> Alpha nothing - gimme!!
 DS>    They are the most important creature in the house...it
 DS> has really gone to the dogs.

 BM> Sounds like a weiner to me!

  They resemble that remark. <G>

  Reminds me of the birthday card, meant for a woman, that says on the
front, "For your birthday, I thought you'd like to see a picture of a
good looking guy, with a nice weiner".

  <brief pause while folks minds go to the gutter <G>>

  You open the card, and here's a handsome guy...no shirt on, but he
is wearing short pants, and the dachshund next to him says "You look
absolutely wonderful today"!! <LOL>.

  Two other dachshund birthday cards:

1) Cover: Have A Happy Birthday...
   Inside: Or, I'll Pee Behind The Sofa.

2) Cover: Go Ahead. Squirt Me With Mustard. I deserve it.
   Inside: I Forgot Your Birthday.

Daryl

.... Instant gratification takes too long.
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