Subj : Re: Various Things To : Barry Martin From : Daryl Stout Date : Sun Jun 28 2020 01:27:00 Barry, BM> War with the intestines; peace at last! DS> Only after the colonoscopy prep is done. :P BM> More like the after-effects of the anesthesia. Too bad I can't use that gas in the car. Otherwise, I'd buy a pallet of Bush's Baked Beans, get the secret formula from Duke, and tell OPEC what they can do with their prices. I've never had Bush's Baked Beans, but I understand there are several varieties, and they're really good. DS> Actually, several were from you and Nancy. BM> We don't offer money! Money advice, maybe! You'll win the lottery and spend all your money on me. BM> I'm not even sure they understand they don't understand. I doubt it. DS> Comedian Jeff Foxworthy said he and his wife watch these shows, DS> and if someone on Earth has a rare medical condition. On one, she DS> lamented "I've got it!! I have everyone of those symptoms!!". He DS> replied "You do NOT have testicular cancer...you don't even have DS> testiculars!!" BM> Just about! :) Seriously, there are so many cancers that both genders have to worry about. Some are common to both, and others just for one. I doubt any family has escaped that scourge. BM> I'm an anal orifice, thankyouverymuch! It reminds me of the joke where the guy was pulled over for speeding. The cop asked "Where's the fire??", and the guy told him "I'm late for work". The cop asked "OK, smart guy, what do you do for a living??". When he replied "I'm a rectum stretcher", the cop was stunned. So, he inquired what that was. The man explained that he works with the gastrointerologists for rectal and anal surgery, and that sometimes you have to put devices in to stretch the butt cheeks wide, to get the instruments in...and, he's as serious as he can be with this. He notes that sometimes, you have to get them spread to 6 feet. Amazed, the cop asked "What do you do with a 6 foot @$$hole??". The guy replies "You put him on top of a highway overpass, with a radar gun". Court Cost: $500 Bail: $2500 Look On The Cop's Face: Priceless. For everything else, there's master.... never mind. On another note, certain individuals are trying to remove ANY reference of the word MASTER, whether it deals with slaves or not. Master Lock Company, Master Gardener (a local landscape firm), a Master's Degree, and Biblical Passages where people address Jesus Christ as "MASTER" come to mind. The world has gone insane and stupid. Daryl .... I *CAN* type...my computer keyboard is illiterate. === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (454:1/33) .