Subj : Reader's Digest Humour in Uniform To : All From : Northern Realms Date : Fri Oct 14 2022 07:42:34 BABY'S FIRST ARMY ROLL CALL During that first roll call in the Army, I waited in dread as the sergeant got to my name: DiFeliciantonio. There was bound to be trouble, and I was right, because suddenly, he fell silent--eyebrows arched, brain overloaded. After a long pause, he thundered, "The alphabet?!" John DiFeliciantonio, Ventnor City, New Jersey (C) 2022 Trusted Media Brands, Inc. - All rights reserved https://www.rd.com/jokes/military --- Binbrook, ON: Clear +5C, UV Index: 1 * Origin: Northern Realms | tg.nrbbs.net | 289-424-5180 (1337:3/126) .