Subj : Reader's Digest Joke Of The Day
To   : All
From : Northern Realms
Date : Tue Oct 11 2022 07:05:52

***** No honeymoon? *****
The English language often got the better of my German grandfather, a pastor.
During one service, he announced that two members of his flock were getting
married.
"You're all invited to the wedding," he told the congregation. "And also to
the parish hall afterward for the conception."
--Jerome Lossner
RD Issue: January 2007

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