* * * * * “Wasting my time? Okay, I'll waste your time.” This [1] is a fantastic idea! (link via spin the cat [2]) If telemarketers can robocall [3] us, we can certainly use a computer to keep them busy on the phone. Oh, I would love to set this up. [1] http://www.metafilter.com/152614/Hello-this-is-Lenny [2] http://spinthecat.blogspot.com/2015/09/hello-this-is-lenny.html [3] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robocall Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .