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                              Not feeling the love
                                        
I went to search for a post I wrote about a “Swedish programming language”
(why? For reasons). I did what I usually do and search Google [1] and got
nothing (and adding quotes to the search term [2] returned an explicit “No
results! Ha ha!”). Sensing a pattern [3], I decided to hit Bing [4] and … no
results. And it appears that Bing [5] ignores quotes around the search term
[6].

I wanted this page [7]! It even has the phrase “Swedish programming language”
in the XXXXXXX page! (I finally found it by manually searching the site on my
server)

Do Google [8] and Bing [9] no longer love me? Is it because I'm not
encrypting all the things [10]? Because I'm not running over HTTP/2 [11]? Or
is the phrase “Swedish programming language” too [12] obscure [13] to bother
doing a proper search? Oh wait! I know! It's because those pages weren't
updated within the last twenty minutes!

Sheesh!

[1] https://www.google.com/search?q=Swedish+programming+language+site%3Aboston.conman.org
[2] https://www.google.com/search?q=%22Swedish+programming+language%22+site%3Aboston.conman.org
[3] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2015/08/07.1
[4] http://www.bing.com/search?q=Swedish+programming+language+site%3Aboston.conman.org
[5] http://bing.com/
[6] http://www.bing.com/search?q=%22Swedish+programming+language%22+site%3Aboston.conman.org
[7] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2008/01/04.1
[8] https://www.google.com/
[9] http://bing.com/
[10] https://encryptallthethings.net/
[11] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2015/05/16.1
[12] https://www.google.com/search?q=%22Swedish+programming+language%22
[13] http://www.bing.com/search?q=%22Swedish+programming+language%22

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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