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       Welcome to Conman Laboratories
       
       NOTE: RFC-1436 says this about selectors:
       
               ... an OPAQUE selector string ...  The selector string should
               MEAN NOTHING to the client software; it should never be
               modified by the client.
       
       (emphasis added)
       
       The selectors on this server *ARE OPAQUE* and *MUST* be sent *AS IS*
       to the server.  Please note that the selectors here rarely start with
       a '/' character.  Particularly, phlog entries start with a selector
       of "Phlog:"---note the lack of '/' and the ending ':'.
       
       Thank you.
         -- The Management
       
  TEXT About the server
  TEXT About the author
   DIR Gopher Server Source Code
   DIR Gopher Server Extensions Source Code
   DIR Boston source code
   DIR CGILib source code
   DIR Previous gopher server source code
       
  TEXT Latest Phlog Post
   DIR The Boston Diaries Phlog Feed
   DIR The Boston Diaries Phlog Archive
   DIR The Electric King James Bible
   DIR The Quick and Dirty B-Movie Plot Generator
   DIR The BlackHole Gopher Torture Test
  TEXT Ask the Magic 8-Ball a yes/no question
       
   DIR Other Gopher Servers
   DIR Phlog aggregator
   DIR Another Phlog aggregator
   DIR Lobste.rs mirror
   DIR jstg gopher
   DIR phlogs
   DIR some stuff
       
       Wisdom of the day:
       
       Power ceases in the instant of repose; it resides in the moment of
       transition from a past to a new state, in the shooting of the gulf, in the
       darting to an aim.
       
       
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