=== Zametki zlogo admina » Pochemu inzhenery nenavidjat telefon === Nashel v internete zamechatel'nyj tekst, ne mog ne skopirovat'. Dostatochno podrobno opisyvaetsja, pochemu u menja net i ne budet telefona. K sozhaleniju, po-anglijski, no esli budet vremja, perevedu. UPD: Taki, perevel (s pomosch'ju gugla i takoj-to materi). 10 prichin, pochemu inzhenery nenavidjat telefon 10. Inzhenery ohotnee razobrali by telefon na chasti. 9. Inzheneru mozhno pozvonit', esli u vas est' slozhnyj tehnicheskij ili matematicheskij vopros, potomu chto on nepremenno znaet otvet. NEPRAVDA! Google tozhe znaet. 8. Potomu chto VY mozhete& ubedites', chto e'ta shtuka vkljuchena, prochistite stok, zatjanite vint, vyn'te verevku iz pylesosa, perezagruzite komp'juter, zamenite batarejki ili otdajte avtomobil' v masterskuju, no sdelajte e'to sami! 7. U inzhenerov est' mnogo hobbi. Ozhidanie, poka telefon zazvenit, zatreschit, zapoet, ne vhodit v ih chislo. 6. Inzhenery ljubjat koncentrirovat'sja na chem-to odnom, bez pereryvov. Poprobujte celikom posmotret' fil'm, s'hodit' na progulku, s"ezdit' kuda-nibud' ili prosto pogovorit' s kem-nibud', ne preryvajas' na telefonnye zvonki. Esli v 1995 godu ljudi mogli e'to, vozmozhno, vy tozhe smozhete. 5. Internet ne obiditsja, esli vy ostanovites' v seredine stat'i i zajmetes' chem-to drugim. Ljudi rasserdjatsja, esli vy povesite trubku poseredine razgovora i pozvonite komu-nibud' bolee interesnomu. 4. Poskol'ku vo vremja razgovora inzhenery vsegda dumajut o chem-to drugom, oni rasschityvajut tol'ko na vizual'nye podskazki, kogda prihodit ih ochered' byt' vezhlivym i otvechat'. Telefon delaet e'to zatrudnitel'nym. 3. Telefonnyj zvonok = Objazannost' govorit' = Bol'she raboty = Bol'she shansov byt' obvinennym v pomoschi komu-to drugomu. 2. Bez somnenija, chem by ni zanimalsja sejchas inzhener, e'to bolee interesno, chem telefonnyj razgovor& esli e'to ne zhena ili podruga. Shutka. U inzhenerov ih net. 1. Nikto ne zvonit inzheneru, chtoby obsudit' poslednie novosti. Ljudi zvonjat inzheneram, tol'ko chtoby chto-to poprosit'. Poe'tomu otvet na zvonok ni k chemu horoshemu ne privodit. Original'nyj tekst: 10 Reasons Engineers Hate The Phone! 10. Engineers would rather take their phone apart. 9. Its OK to call an engineer when you have a cool science or math question because they will surely know the answer. WRONG! Google knows too. 8. Because YOU can make sure stuffs plugged in, unclog a drain, tighten a screw, remove string from the vacuum, reboot your computer, replace the batteries, or take your car to a mechanic all by your freakin self. 7. Engineers have lots of hobbies. Waiting by the phone for it to beep, ring, buzz, or sing is not one of them. 6. Engineers like to concentrate really hard on one activity without interruption. Try watching a whole movie, going for a walk, driving somewhere, or just having a complete conversation without answering, or even bringing, your phone. If people in 1995 could do it, you probably can too. 5. The internet doesnt mind when you stop in the middle of an article and change subjects. People get mad when you hang up in the middle of a conversation and call someone more interesting. 4. Because engineers are always thinking about something else while people talk at them, they rely on visual cues to know when its their turn be polite and respond. The phone makes this REALLY awkward. 3. Phone Call = Obligation to Talk = More Work = More Opportunity for Blame for Helping Someone Else 2. Without a doubt, whatever an engineer is currently doing is vastly more interesting than talking to you on the phone unless its a girlfriend or wife calling. Tricked you. Engineers dont have those. 1. No one calls an engineer to catch up. People only call engineers to ask for things. Therefore, answering the phone is always the wrong thing to do. Istochnik: http://industrialinterface.com/blog/2009/09/03/10-reasons- engineers-hate-the-phone/ .