URI: 
       <FORTUNE COOKiE FiLES>
       
       fortune cookie files used by the fortune(6) program.
       
       note that those files are delivered in plain text so you can use
       and/or edit them to generate fortune database with the command
       strfile(8).  for more information about files specifications and
       related fortune programs, please read the `fortune-cookies-HOWTO'
       text file.
       
  TEXT fortune-cookies-HOWTO
       
  TEXT some ascii-art farts
  TEXT quotes from the old french website bashfr
  TEXT chalkboard quotes from the simpsons
  TEXT chalkboard quotes from the Simpsons (no blanks)
  TEXT law related quotes (in french)
  TEXT some quotes from forrest gump
  TEXT some quotes from forrest gump (no blanks)
  TEXT quotes from the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
  TEXT quotes from dr House
  TEXT quotes from dr House (french version)
  TEXT quotes from the french show kaamelott
  TEXT all messages found in nethack cookies
  TEXT quotes from star wars
  TEXT insults by theo de raadt
  TEXT quotes from the x-files