tBench.sh - dotg - a bitreich fosdem adventure
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tBench.sh (1789B)
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1 specific_bench() {
2 item="$1"
3
4 case "$item" in
5 Smartphone)
6 if [ -f "$inventory/.newmessage" ];
7 then
8 _msg "Your friend texted you:
9 »Here is something for you.«
10 He attached a music file:"
11
12 parapluutje
13
14 _msg "A small package with a parachute is slowly
15 landing next to you. You open it."
16
17 ritem="$(printf "Beers\nChocolate_Milks\nBlack_dildo\nGoogle_Ad_coupons\nDeveloping_NodeJS\nAlso_sprach_Zarathustra\nThe_Birth_of_Tragedy\nSiddharta\nBaby_and_child_care\nThe_C_Programming_Language\nTo_Kill_a_Mockingbird\nSex_drugs_and_cocoa_puffs\nFight_Club\nCheese\nCocaine\n" | shuf | head -n 1)"
18
19 _msg "Your friend sent you $ritem. You are
20 thankful in the cold."
21
22 printf 1 > "$inventory/$ritem"
23 rm -f "$inventory/.newmessage"
24 else
25 _msg "Noone called you. You are alone in this
26 world."
27 fi
28 ;;
29
30 Chocolate_Milks)
31 _msg "You drink a chocolate milk."
32 ;;
33
34 Black_dildo)
35 _msg "You wonder what the people at the party are doing."
36 ;;
37
38 Google_Ad_coupons)
39 _msg "You go online and set up some Trump ads."
40 ;;
41
42 Developing_NodeJS)
43 _msg "You make a nice fire from this book. This is heartwarming."
44 ;;
45
46 Also_sprach_Zarathustra)
47 _msg "By reading this book your heart gets warm."
48 ;;
49
50 The_Birth_of_Tragedy)
51 _msg "You feel the same as the book."
52 ;;
53
54 Siddharta)
55 _msg "Enlightenment is close or just your cold death."
56 ;;
57
58 Baby_and_child_care)
59 _msg "Interesting."
60 ;;
61
62 The_C_Programming_Language)
63 _msg "You write some patches for your friend's software and commit them."
64 ;;
65
66 To_Kill_a_Mockingbird)
67 _msg "What a nice fire for your hands."
68 ;;
69
70 Sex_drugs_and_cocoa_puffs)
71 _msg "How about some cocaine?"
72 ;;
73
74 Fight_Club)
75 _msg "He told me about it!"
76 ;;
77
78 esac
79 }